Monday, January 17, 2011

HOW TO CULTIVATE VIRGINS?

Butt on floor



Agriculture
of Virgins is very complex, delicate, you should first be the mister
promisse, once you know how to be the mister promisse you are preparing
the land. Problem is the following, take a shower everyday, several
things that don`t work anymore. 





1
- Be a guitarrist, have at tons. So, guitarrists playing the same...
bah. 





2
- Big sportist man, problems ahead, usually big sports man, take
anabolics, are violent, and dont know shit. For example, as usual banks
will show "profits", if you know such stuff, you might not be a
specialist. If you are a banker, they you are playing "stiky jiu", girls
don't like who like to smell "underwear", she ask to you. What you
practice you answer "jiu jitsu", at instant she will think, this guy
like to smell dirty underwear. Sword-play, nice, few persons practice,
requires a lot of skills, but need to pay attention with hands, once you
get of the trainning, camel position is bad. 





3
- Always let them talk first, once they talk they will finish soon. They
live in the universe of images, their texts are very short, so 15minutes
briefing, avoid several types, women that work with insurance, banking,
this are just for "friends", they are the eve that have bite the
snake apple, also you might also to know if she have "skills", for
example, once you are drunk, test if she can swallow a "cup", a sausage,
or put her hand in mouth. This is a good sign.  




4
- What dances she like, another important point, if she doesn't know how
to dance but can swallow a sausage don't lose your hope. If she likes to
dance alone means that she still think herself as an autonomous
individual, with a lot of "trust, and go ahead", if she is that way, you
ask about which social network she belongs, then tell her about BI and
"your are fucked up", then she will became sad, if not, means that you
might let the bitch few months to see herself being fucked up on
destruction stacks, then when you saw her again you just say, "hows
up?", if she doesn't smile then she understood. 

5
Several things that might be useful to know, astronomy, tarot and music,
if you had a pack of tarot cards, perfect, first magics, second when she
got drunk, look this is important, if she is between 15-25 just good
things, between 25-35 she already was fucked up by someone, so you might
try to first discover, if you have brown hair probably who fucked her up
had light hair, above 35 if she drinks is a fucking alchoolic, then you
don't need the cards anymore. 




6
If she is poor then you are a photographer, so, cards are important,
several cards, with nice layout, then you just say, well what about a
"Book"? "i can do this for you", If she has money, then you are a
plumber, they like entepreneteurs, if she is dumb then you are a
robotics specialist. It is very important know combinatorics,
 because that manner, you confuse them, she will always lie, so you
too.