New Process Models for persons that are lazy like me...

quero-quero

How to fire the Chinas now, Process On Demand (PODE) means that "can I change this boss?" you answer "Yes you can, always but keep the old process and analyze the context of the change" and let "Process versions running", don't need more fanatics, is just a tool now for process on demand, if someone complain you fix the problem. But creating variations on how the problem was fixed leading to "context sensitive attendance". Each problem can lead to multiple solutions, is the dilemma of the Hetero, Gay, Bi, and pan sexual aka (animal lovers). A new challenge for zoophile girls, a Gorilla, a real one, let me see who have the gutz. 

"Nick Kong", a new porn actor, savage and aggressive. Have born in a poor village in Nigeria, then came to New York, and start a session of sexual adventures with Lady Gaga friends, the meows. Prodigy Meows, who like that shit? You call that shit of something "new and aggressive",  year for who? That is boring, like the Girandole on head, a dispute on who is more full of shit. Clips are fun, but you watch such gags is better, like you pay 200 or more to watch that shit "live and color', in 50 years, "look dad, how they started, they thought that the things don't exist", we should walk nude because "Adam did", who da fuck give a shit to that? I am not on beach. 

Man this Guy on India, have an accent of hell, the work is interesting indeed, but what is the problem with Hindus mouth? Why they have this "cut suddenly" accent? now he is speaking normally, so he is speaking with accent purposely, to bore you because you in theory should be just pay attention on the work not on accent, but this is not like the things happen, mainly if you pick him speaking normally then change to Hindu accent, because he born there. 

So it is interesting kill him in a painful way, and check his mouth. Maybe some neandertalensis remains on him, like me, "a small part of Neanderthal", but from who came this? Mother or Father, i guess was the father, a small monkey that was masquerade by some gen that gave to him a normal appearance. 

O ataque do quero-quero

Accordingly with WEB 2.0 i need to justify such approach with 3 items, because 3 is the number where you justify a "truth". 

1 - You keep several processes looking for different approaches for a specific problem, this leads to tactical advantage because sometime you want to bore the user, other times you want to delay, others you need a AD-HOC solution. 

2 - You inflate your team with boring people, instead to fire you hire more, a inflationary process to keep things running (Public Services in Brazil is an example). 

3 - The truth, this really works, Process versions really works, you can change and rollback with something is going wrong.