The FLOW of the "perfect" "good morning bouss", we are here, as obvious, write something, put a musics, that amusing music, prepare the pub, schedule, let on some gadget(somewhere) on you "windows" desktop, at morning when you need to wake up, the thing open and advice, time to wake up slave.
"Perfect" because usually the user knows the time to wake up, and (s)he(s) 'lol' will wake up with something that the slave have bought because was his own choise.